Get the fuck outta here with that !!! don’t make DOTS look like Extreme Men’s toiletries . Just keep DOTS looking the way they have always looked . I guarantee absolutely fucking nobody has ever complained about the DOTS package design !
the new DOTS Flavors/Elements :
WATER = GREEN TEA - people that eat regular DOTS drink Sunny Delight and Mountain Dew „ not Green Tea .
EARTH = POMEGRANATE - the Pomegranate was the Antioxidant-Saviorfruit of 2002 „ let Mangosteen or Acai get their shine . people that eat regular DOTS eat mealy Red Delicious apples from gas stations if they eat fruit at all .
FIRE = CINNAMON - Hot Tamales without the good outer layer .
AIR = WINTERGREEN - * If you ever see someone eat an entire box of Wintergreen flavored DOTS on their own free will „ get the fuck away from them „ they already have or are about to shoot up a bank/school/hospital or murder/rape/crucify something .
